If Bert was a real dude he’d look like this…and we’d all be a lot different.

(via b0yfights)

buzzfeed: Happy Valentine’s Day… [via]

buzzfeed:

Happy Valentine’s Day…

[via]

I watched the Super Bowl, but I sure didn’t see this:

Just spent $20 On something I’m not even sure will work tomorrow.

Just spent $20 On something I’m not even sure will work tomorrow.

I wonder what all of my exes are doing for Christmas, probably breaking up with their current boyfriends.

Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says 

Ladies, you’re welcome.

iheartchaos: Also, Dorothy’s face is a butt.

iheartchaos:

Also, Dorothy’s face is a butt.

(via robdelaney)

Talking to myself taking a piss.

Talking to myself taking a piss.

It’s so fucking cold, I’m going to bring a thermometer to work. Not to check the temperature, but to shove it up the ass of who keeps fucking with the thermostat.

Mitt Romney Is Back to Pumping His Own Gas 

Does this make you as happy as it makes me? I hope so.

If you don’t have any family to eat Thanksgiving with, at least have a backup booty call.

People already bootleggin' the shit... 

A German man standing at a rally in 1936 Hamburg refuses to give the Nazi salute.

Do you.

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