Who’s had a shitty morning so far today? That’s the best it’s going to get!!! Happy Monday :-) xoxoxoxoxoxo

Being really careful not to overheat today, I’ve been getting up every 20 minutes to let my taint cool off.

A quote I saw under a story online today that just puts everything in perspective when you hear the silly nonsense the GOP tries to grind Obama on, when really they should be asking him if he wants another BJ.

“George W. Bush inherited a strong economy, a budget surplus, and a nation at peace.

Eight years later, he left Obama with a shattered economy, a trillion dollar deficit, and two useless wars.

Obama saved the country from another Great Depression, rebuilt GM, reformed healthcare, reformed Wall Street, doubled the stock market, created 8 straight quarters of GDP growth, created 22 straight months of private sector job growth, got Bin Laden, got Gaddafi, and got us out of Iraq.

And now with the automatic spending cuts and the expiration of the Bush tax cuts in 2012, Obama has solved the deficit problem as well.

Obama has done a very good job.”

Peeping Toms, feast your eyes on this.

Peeping Toms, feast your eyes on this.

newsweek: buzzfeed: Happy National Grilled Cheese Day! Grilled cheese is the sandwich of intelligent people. That it certainly is. It’s also the international sandwich of Tumblr. Didya know that?! It’s true! (No it’s not.)

newsweek:

buzzfeed:

Happy National Grilled Cheese Day!

Grilled cheese is the sandwich of intelligent people.

That it certainly is. It’s also the international sandwich of Tumblr. Didya know that?! It’s true! (No it’s not.)

tdgb:

Fuck you, TMZ!

nerdfaced: i’ve either just made or just ruined your day. either way, you can’t un-see this. 

nerdfaced:

i’ve either just made or just ruined your day.

either way, you can’t un-see this. 

timemagazine: The latest issue of TIME, featuring “Rethinking Heaven” by Jon Meacham, will hit newsstands Friday.  (Photograph by Rodney Smith for TIME. Styling by Renate Lindlar)

timemagazine:

The latest issue of TIME, featuring “Rethinking Heaven” by Jon Meacham, will hit newsstands Friday. 

(Photograph by Rodney Smith for TIME. Styling by Renate Lindlar)

This guy sucks brains out of sickly small children for protein.

This guy sucks brains out of sickly small children for protein.

Awesome pics of people before they were experimented on by the government.

Awesome pics of people before they were experimented on by the government.

funnyordie: Geraldo Rivera Reviews a Hoodie on Amazon SPOILER ALERT: He did not like it.

funnyordie:

Geraldo Rivera Reviews a Hoodie on Amazon

SPOILER ALERT: He did not like it.

If I was a girl, I’d be titty-fucking myself with random objects most of the time.

“Just Married”

“Just Married”

(via seanblazed)

↓ Next page Something went wrong, try loading again? Loading more posts